If only...

Why didn't I take a Transformation Course in college. I truly think a degree is required to work these Transformer toys. I think they must be different from when we were kids. I had several as a child and don't remember them being so impossible. Are they adult proof? I also don't think mine were plastic. Ours were the real deal. The plastic parts all fall off and I have no idea if I can't rework it b/c little hands have put various parts together upside down and backwards. Oh, the toys...